First: this was NOT in the women’s building, as it’s too crude for ladies’ eyes.

Second: those are some mighty big drawers.

Third: What is happening here?

Fourth: neither my granddaughter nor her friend who was with us thought this was an idea they’d like to explore for their science fair project this year. (They won big with last year’s project – examining the effect of dimples on golf balls.)

Fifth: Kids! Am I right?