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Tom Robbins wrote some of my favorite books. I once co-wrote a poem titled “A Tom-Robbins Novel Kind of Obsession” that got its start from the book whose main character was a silver dessert spoon*. I know some people’s urine smells a particular way after they eat asparagus**. And I know a LOT about the graphic design of Camel cigarette packaging***.
One of the main things I think about, though, is how the character Switters**** holds the frequently-voiced opinion that the “tropics are just too goddam vivid.” Switters’s declaration was right there in my head when I made this photo.
And that poem? I appreciate your interest in it, but it is not safe for human consumption.
West Texas Master Gardeners – garden tour
Lubbock, Texas
photographed 6.20.2026
*Skinny Legs and All
**Half Asleep in Frog Pajamas
***Still Life with Woodpecker
****Fierce Invalids Home From Hot Climates
morning promise by
I used to have a job where thought I needed to play golf * to “fit it” with the (male)(of course) powers.**
The only part of it that I liked was playing early in the morning, when the grass was still damp with dew and/or overnight watering. I liked the way the greens sparkled. I liked how it smelled. I liked how damp grass clippings would cling to my shoes. Once the sun got high enough and hot enough to dry things up, the whole thing became boring. But at least there were only about four hours to go, or whatever.
Anyway, this water-sprinkled leaf the other day reminded me of golf courses.
West Texas Master Gardeners – garden tour
Lubbock, Texas
photographed 6.20.2026
*I was terrible at golf.
**Early 2000s me was a different person than 3026 me. Now I would call out the bullshit. I would ask why we were using City-owned property to put together Knights of Columbus golf tournament swag. I’d wonder out loud about workplace sexism. I’d decline to play golf but would take golf-tournament days and not go to the office. And I’d go ahead and find another job because that one sucked.
never saw saturday
This summer’s weather has bounced all over the place – we’ve had cool days, days that were pushing 110°, days where it felt like it had never in all of history rained, days when it rained as though it would never stop. There doesn’t feel like there’s a middle anywhere in the mix.
When it’s hot, my brain thinks colors have faded so it was pretty insistent about the final look of this image since the garden tour landed on a very hot day.
West Texas Master Gardeners – garden tour
Lubbock, Texas
photographed 6.20.2026




