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In the rough

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These days, miniature golf courses remind me of summer nights. Of the smell of cut grass, of newly watered lawns. Of the sounds of laughter across carpeted greens, of the sounds of putters hitting colored golf balls. Of tiny pencils. Of how hard the last hole-in-one shot was, of how remote the chance at a free game. Of velvety dark skies overhead, with flashes of lightning on the western horizon.

Our church youth group spent many Sunday nights playing miniature golf: it was the carrot at the end of the Bible study stick.

Our church was too little to have a year-round youth director, so each summer there’d be a new one, a young man between semesters at the Perkins School of Theology, always earnest and prayerful, and always having been deemed “safe” by the members of the hiring committee. The girls in the youth group would always have crushes on that summer’s iteration; from the youth director’s arrival in May until he left at the end of August, we were the most religious, most fervent believers ever to participate in the Methodist Youth Fellowship. We’d try to pray the most, sing the loudest, wear the best cross-on-a-leather-cord that any seminarian had ever seen. We’d carry our Good News Bibles around, carefully marking the verses the youth director told us to, all the while pushing down memories of second grade Sunday School and Mrs. Breneman’s admonition that it was Simply Not Proper to write in a Bible.

And then, the end of the summer arrived and we could backslide all the way until the next spring, when it all started over again.

Abandoned Miniature Golf Course
Slaton, Texas

photographed 2.16.2013

Golf: it’s untrustworthy

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The first time I ever played miniature golf was at a birthday party for my friend Deborah. We were seven.

I had no idea what miniature golf involved; it wasn’t one of the activities on the approved list at my house. Birthday parties weren’t something we did either, and I was very shy back then, so Deborah’s invitation must surely have filled me with dread.

But I went. I swatted a red golf ball with a kid-sized putter. Had some cake, too, and maybe brought home a party favor.

When I got home, I told my dad that I’d won golf! I had, you see, gotten the highest score, and that surely meant I’d won. Right?

I haven’t trusted golf since.

Abandoned Miniature Golf Course
Slaton, Texas

photographed 2.16.2013

Art room sink

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I took this inside the same room as this and this.

But what I really wanted to show you was my three-part (so far) series I guess I can call Random Broken Sinks. I found the first one inside another abandoned school building in Garza County, Texas. And the second one is in the unused second floor of a building in Tahoka, Texas.

Union School
Terry County, Texas

photographed 7.4.2012

Rustoleum Metallic, art room

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Another shot from inside the art room at the vacated Wellman Union School.

See that can on the desk? It’s Rustoleum Metallic. I am just positive that someone took the spray paint in there with the intentions of painting the filing cabinets. Right?

Union School
Terry County, Texas

photographed 7.4.2012

Home Ec door

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After yesterday’s post, I thought I’d go ahead and show another school that’s had better days.

This is one of the buildings at the now-defunct Wellman Union School. The sign on the door says Home Ec, which makes it sound old-timey. Except that around here, people probably still do say “home ec.” Without being ironic.

Union School
Terry County, Texas