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Chuck Norris found seasonal work

I’m as surprised as you are that Chuck Norris has taken a seasonal job as Joseph in a roadside nativity scene.

But if you think WE are surprised, check out Mary; apparently when she got the news it was so shocking that it made her head break open.

Nazareth, Texas
photographed 12.7.2024

PS: Also, this is literally Jesus of Nazareth.

all lives

I almost talked myself out of posting this. It’s uncomfortable to look at and even worse to think about. (Plus the spelling errors…)

But of course I realized those are reasons TO post it, so here it is.

(I did find out a few details about this situation and they are pretty much what you’d expect them to be.)

Castro County, Texas
photographed 12.8.2024

magic city

Somebody wrote “Magic City” on the back of this image and that is absolutely all I know about it.

I imagine those clouds are dust and not rain. And that those buildings are some kind of farmworker housing.

But all the real details shall be always a mystery.

vintage photo
unknown date and location

cousins, the day we got in trouble

I’ve been looking through a stack of old family photos lately, and that’s how I found this gem.

That’s me on the left, with my two cousins and my sister. I don’t know what we were in trouble for having done, but I look AT LEAST 100% guilty the way I’m not making eye contact and am sort of slumped down in an effort to (maybe) disappear.

And let’s not even get me started on whatever the hell was going on with my bangs…

Littlefield, Texas
photographed summer 1964

sharks that can swim on the land

At this point, those iconic Cadillacs are more spray paint than car. In case you were wondering.

Cadillac Ranch
Amarillo, Texas
photographed 11.29.2024