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shower/stall

It was off season, so the door to the marina’s outdoor shower was nailed shut. For photographic purposes, all that meant was that I just stuck my camera over the top and made a few pictures. You know, the way I do.

IMPORTANT NOTE: I only do stuff like this if I am at least 100% certain that shower (or whatever I’m photographing) is unoccupied. It would be too weird otherwise. And also, probably illegal.

Camp Ellis Beach, Maine
photographed 9.16.2025

fascinators

As soon as I noticed that these statues had spiders on their head, it made me think of those posh British-y hats called “fascinators.”

According to my research, which took between one and two minutes, the proper placement of a fascinator is on the right side. So while I can give these statues partial credit for their effort at being fancy, I believe they ought to have been more conscientious about the placement.

Also, it’s probably just me, but when I picture St. Brendan, I tend to see him in golf attire.

St. Brendan’s Chapel
Biddeford Pool, Maine

photographed 9.15.2025

foot traffic

There are a lot of things that make me laugh. A lot. You’d probably be surprised at the range of things that I find hilarious.

This, for example, is extremely funny to me. (And, yes: I do crack my own self up.)

Old Orchard Beach, Maine
photographed 9.15.2025

one of each

One person, one chair, one beach bag, one (blurry) seagull.

And a touch of pink in the sky.

Old Orchard Beach, Maine
photographed 9.15.2025

carnival (off season)

It felt like going to the beach in the off season was like walking around the back of a building: nothing much going on, except that everything was going on in a way that made clear nothing there cared if you noticed it or not.

Old Orchard Beach, Maine
photographed 9.15.2025