So.

This seems like maybe those church sign-writers need to read their proposed message out loud. Maybe out loud in front of 7th graders, or at least people with a middle-school humor threshold.*

It may not quite mean what they think it does.

Paradise Valley, Oklahoma
photographed 11.6.2026

*For the record, my traveling companion (whom I will call “Claudette” because that’s her name) and I meet that threshold.